WEIRD!

Don't get me wrong here, I love my husband, and I'm certainly happy that I married him. But how come this girl, WHO I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH, and partied with on multiple occations (ok, granted, we hung out with her cute older brother more then her, and she kind of hated us for it). How 'come SHE gets to be engaged to Kevin Frickin' Youkilis. Granted, she did date Ben Affleck a few years ago too, right after he got dumped by J.Lo. (I was on an airplane cross country, reading my US weekly when I spotted her pic on page 7). I guess she was destined for fame and and fortune. If only we knew that when were were in high school. I would have tried harder to be her friend :) Although, to all of you who knew her too... you'd agree, she was crazy scary back then. She wanted to kick ALL of our butts.

Nonsense!

It's official. I am Leah S. Zalinski.

Changing my name SUCKED. I left the office to to Social Security to change my name during lunch. And, 4 hours later, I'm finally back to the office. That's absurd. A few questions for the general public:

1. Why are government offices only open during the hours that normal people work?
2. Why also do said government offices CLOSE FOR LUNCH when normal people are allowed to LEAVE work
3. Why must the people who sit in the chairs next to you at said government offices always smell like pee, and insist on talking to you about why they need to be seen faster than you
4. If I worked as slow as the government employees worked, I would be fired. That's not a question. that's a fact.

I know that it's important to have the same last name as my husband... but the gender inequalities on this one are a bit overwhelming. He's going to owe me BIG time for this. First, I had to sit in social security all day to change MY name, now I have to learn how to sign it.